Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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