How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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