Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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