I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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