beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I supernannyed him into submission
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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