just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
that is very illegal...i love you.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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