she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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