My boss' voice literally gives me gas
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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