You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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