Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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