My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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