We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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