Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My boob is missing a layer of skin
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
third nipple confirmed
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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