Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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