Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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