his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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