dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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