Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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