VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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