In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.