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• (334): View more from Alabama

  after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

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  and I must say, you were very persuasive

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt

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  ..im mad u rememberd about that

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend

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• (530): View more from California

  She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.

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• (631): View more from New York

  LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok

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• (518): View more from New York

  That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.

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