office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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