It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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