hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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