i already hear my dad disowning me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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