Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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