Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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