I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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