Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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