dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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