I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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