I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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