My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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