On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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