This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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