He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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