whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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