Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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