Cold hands, warm shart.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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