you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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