i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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