Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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