love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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