She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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