I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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