just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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