My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
you never un-have a 4some
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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