I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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