Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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