If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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