and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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