i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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