I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
These tits shall not be calmed
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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