it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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