i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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