So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She bit a glass in half.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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