Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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