normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Randomize
