i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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