If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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